I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim
He used to like me, but I didn't like him
He told me that he'd really like to go in bed
He told me that he'd like to give me vicious head
He's a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, fuck up
His boy friend says, "Come live with me"
His boy friend says, "Come and make the scene"
His mom and dad are awful proud
It's perfectly acceptable to be a gay boy,
Boy toy, jerk off, fuck up
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